sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via sherlockin-poppin)

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

(via sherlockin-poppin)

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

(via timelord-walker-in-asgard)

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

(via benedictcumberbatchisperfect)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via iwilllove-youforeverandalways)

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