i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’